Losing someone close to you is something no one ever wants to experience, but in times of mourning, we still have to step up and take care of business.

When two pals lost their best friend in a fire, they pulled themselves together and go identify his body for the authorities. But when they got to the morgue, they learned something about their friendship they never suspected.

It turned out that their best friend, Stanley, had burned to death in a fire.

Bubba and Homer, two of Stanley’s longtime deer hunting and fishing buddies, were called in by a mortician to identify the body.

Bubba was the first to arrive. “Hoo boy, his face is burned up real bad,” he said when the mortician pulled back the sheet. “You oughtta roll him over.”

“Nah,” said Bubba after the mortician turned the body over. “That ain’t him.”

Confused, the mortician called in Homer. Once again, Homer claimed that the body did not belong to Stanley, even after rolling the body over. “I’m tellin’ ya, that ain’t Stanley” he said. “How can you tell?” asked the mortician.

“Because Stanley had two assholes,” said Homer.

“We ain’t never seen ’em,” said Homer. “But every time we went out, people would say ‘there goes Stanley with those two assholes.’”

That made me laugh out loud! I don’t think Homer and Bubba would get it, though…

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